Please show up with minty fresh breath, with no trace of smoke or alcohol.
Handling my donation in a discrete manner is both expected and appreciated.
If we are meeting in private, I ask that you leave my donation in an unmarked envelope in plain sight, upon my or your arrival. Envelopes can be found at any ATM machine.
If we are meeting in public, I prefer that you enclose my donation in a gift bag, and is in plain sight upon my arrival.
Make sure I don’t have to ask. It is awkward and breaks the mood.
If there’s a possibility that you would like to extend our time together, please be familiar with my rates as I do not discuss them in person.
I appreciate 8 hours of sleep for all overnight engagements.
My rates are for my time and companionship only.
My rates are non-negotiable. Any attempt to negotiate my rates either in person, via email or text, will result in the immediate and abrupt end to our communication our time together.
All deposits are non-refundable and non-transferable to another date and time. In the very rare event that I need to cancel our meeting, you can rest assured that your deposit will be returned. Deposits are sexy, and most times necessary, and I am grateful to those who understand this.
15% off when paying with Cryptocurrency. Various discrete transfer methods are available. Ask me.
If you must reschedule please allow 48 hours notice or more.
All cancellations 24 hours or less have a 100% cancellation fee. This includes online meetings.
I appreciate this being forwarded respectfully and promptly.
If a cancellation occurs, I may request subsequent bookings be pre-paid in full ahead of time, so please don’t take this personally.
If a cancellation occurs a second time, I reserve the right to request 100% of the meeting fee of the cancelled meeting, as well as the new meeting ahead of time.
I understand unexpected circumstances can arise, and while I strive to be lenient and understanding, a lot of preparation goes into our time together so I appreciate your understanding in the application of this policy.
If we are meeting while I am on Tour, 100% of our meeting fee is required to set aside our time together. If for some reason I need to cancel my Tour, or I cancel our meeting due to a fault that is not yours, than 100% of the meeting fee will be returned to you.
However, if you need to cancel our scheduled time while I am on Tour, I would not be able to refund any of the meeting fee since as you can imagine flight and hotels costs would already be expensed and expensive.
With that said, I would do my best to move my schedule around to accommodate you so that you do not lose your investment, and we do not miss the opportunity to make another great connection.
If you need to cancel our scheduled Fly Me To You or Executive Vacation, depending on when I am informed and my logistics, i.e., if I can cancel refundable airfare or if I have multiple back to back trips, I would refund the expenses that make sense within the parameters of my situation. I strive to be reasonable and fair in all situations, and I expect you to be too since a lot of time and preparation goes into setting up each meeting and planning travel.
You should know I am a reasonable and dependable professional. Also I am experienced enough to know when someone is being tricky or flaky. Be filled with integrity and you will notice the same from me.