Please show up with minty fresh breath, with no trace of smoke or alcohol.
Handling my donation in a discrete manner is both expected and appreciated.
If we are meeting in private, I ask that you leave my donation in an unmarked envelope in plain sight, upon my or your arrival. Envelopes can be found at any ATM machine.
If we are meeting in public, I prefer that you enclose my donation in a gift bag, and is in plain sight upon my arrival.
Make sure I don’t have to ask. It is awkward and breaks the mood.
If there’s a possibility that you would like to extend our time together, please be familiar with my rates as I do not discuss them in person.
I appreciate 8 hours of sleep for all overnight engagements.
My rates are for my time and companionship only.
My rates are non-negotiable. Any attempt to negotiate my rates either in person, via email or text, will result in the immediate and abrupt end to our communication our time together.
All deposits are non-refundable and non-transferable to another date and time. In the very rare event that I need to cancel our meeting, you can rest assured that your deposit will be returned. Deposits are sexy, typically necessary, and I am grateful to those who understand this.
Safety Measures + Updates
Due to what is happening around the world, I now ask for 100% of our meeting fee to set aside our time together. If you are a new friend, I may consider a 50% deposit to build mutual trust. Allow me to explain my reasoning. I have always limited my number of meetings, and now, for mutual safety reasons, I am limiting my meetings even more. Thus, if I accept a meeting it is spaced out appropriately for everyone’s safety. I get tested regularly, and so cannot risk a cancellation since I only meet a few days a month. With that said, I would prefer a 100% deposit guarantee from you.
Rest assured if for any reason I cancel our meeting due to a fault that is not your own, than 100% of the meeting fee will be returned to you. I have not yet had to do this, nor expect too.
However, if you need to cancel our scheduled time together, I would not be able to refund any of the meeting fee.
If you must reschedule please allow 48 hours notice or more. This includes online meetings.
In the rare case of no deposit, or less than 100% deposit, a cancellation of 48 hours or less has a 100% cancellation fee.
I appreciate the remainder being forwarded respectfully and promptly.
If a cancellation occurs a second time, I reserve the right to request 100% of the meeting fee ahead of time.
If you do not show up for an online meeting, it cannot be transferred to another day.
I understand unexpected circumstances can arise, and while I strive to be lenient and understanding, a lot of preparation goes into our time together so I appreciate your understanding in the application of this policy.
Know that I am a reasonable and dependable person. Also I know when someone is being tricky or flaky. Be filled with integrity and you will notice the same from me. You can thank the 5 cancellations in 4 years for this entire page. I sincerely wish I didn’t have to publish it.